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My Jenny is a tactical GENIUS!!! ;)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by jasonred79, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. jasonred79

    jasonred79 Active Member

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    Jan 24, 2016
    OK, this has probably already been done before, but I didn't find any threads so, here goes:

    So, in combat, my Jenny targets a wall, and shoots it. Then congratulations and praise are heaped on her!

    Alfred doesn't understand. "I would get it if there was an enemy next to the wall and she got him in the blast radius, but why so happy to destroy an innocent wall?"

    "Because she showed military tactics while doing so! You notice she was standing on spikes at the time? It is her favored terrain! GENIUS!!!"

    "... but... it's a wall?"

    "Furthermore, she attacked it from the side! Outflanking the enemy! GENIUS!!!"

    "But, it was just a wall... it wasn't blocking our path or anything, it was just, you know, sitting there?"

    "... I was 2 points short of a Hellfire, and I got 2 points of Lord Gauge as a reward for BRILLIANT TACTICS!"

    "... fine, whatever man..."
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